The 5 Unnatural Habits of Concha Loca

Well tarnation, I done been tagged with one o them crazy meme thangs. Joe Powell done shot me down with it, and I'm a guessin I oughta play along some. So I got to play by some derned rules and sech.

The first player of this game starts with the topic five weird habits of yourself, and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and link to their web journals. Don't forget to leave a comment in their blog or journal that says You have been tagged (assuming they take comments) and tell them to read yours.

(Coarse, Mr. Powell didn't bother leavin no notice on this here blog. He was bold as bull in heat and emailed me with the news.)

1. I shoot with my eyes closed (but I hit my mark 9 outa 10 times, so don't be thinkin nothin stupid).
2. With that said, I will shoot any television or radio on the ranch that is showin or playin Bill O'Reilly. A warnin to anyone plannin on a stay here at the Stinkhorn.
   
3. I only own and wear white cotton socks--I don't like no colored up socks. My feet sweat and then turn all blue or purple or pink or red when I wear colored socks.
4. I have to use my own toilet paper when using any outhouse that is used by any body t'other than myself.
5. I sing my chickens to sleep every night. I don't see this as unnatural, but the boys here on the ranch sure give me a time bout it.
   

So I pass this trouble on to my compadres here at the Stinkhorn, Johnny Rawhide and The Chief. Off the ranch, I'll point my gun at the right Reverend Gisher, Dave who is always away from home, and The Editor who waltzes over to the ranch now and then to share her troubles with me.

I'll go give 'em all the bad news now. Then I gotta go sing to my birds.

You all take care.
xoxoxoxo
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About the Writer
Concha Loca is a Stinkhorn Rodeo
Ranch Boss and resident Chicken Whisperer.